Favorite golfer sayings

A few of my favorite golfer sayings are:
“I’m hitting it farther than most people go on vacation”
“That ball landed on the green like a butterfly with sore feet”
“Your swing is so smooth it’s like liquid”
When a golfer in your group says on the green, “Good roll”, the best reply I’ve ever heard was, “You get good rolls in a bakery”

Hope everyone enjoys!